Pickled Punk
Deputy principal: “I like your hair, how do you do it?”Me: “Er, I didn’t even brush it when I woke up…”

Deputy principal: “I like your hair, how do you do it?”
Me: “Er, I didn’t even brush it when I woke up…”

I was asked to be the photographer for the year ten formal. (which I declined)

Dixon wants me to photograph his monologue for him.

Luke wants me to do more logo’s for his guitar project.

Costyn wants me to create a title screen for his project.

The Episets want me to create a gig poster for them and their support acts.

I recently designed The Episets band shirts.

I recently made the MADD night posters.

I recently created the title screen for Jake’s project.

If I started asking for Kinder Suprise’s as payments….

My mates Luke and Liam.

I don’t feel sorry for them.

Especially Liam. He has his I.P. interview today, and then work.

Dad: Why am I finding bloody phones all over the house?
Me: I don't know... can I call a friend?

I feel like a weird combination of a cat and a turtle right now. I think it’s my eyes. I want to paw at my eyes. They feel like wool, and furry, and warm, and just tired-like. But it’s the whole head. It’s so heavy, yet weightless and slow like a turtle. Just, it would be nice to slump it on the bench and nap, but that’s just how the head feels.
Everything is so warm and toosy; hair feels frizzy and wet and I want to sleep.

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*sigh*
Mondays.

28/5/12Hairstyle repeater!!!Pinned up at the back with bobbypins. Erp.Taken: Relaxing. Today was a bad day. Out of all the many things off today, I woke up late, hence the hairstyle repetition.I also crashed into another car trying to park this morning.Mondays hey&#8230;

28/5/12
Hairstyle repeater!!!
Pinned up at the back with bobbypins. Erp.
Taken: Relaxing. Today was a bad day. Out of all the many things off today, I woke up late, hence the hairstyle repetition.
I also crashed into another car trying to park this morning.
Mondays hey…

When people leave their iPhones lying around at work, I take selfies.
The new girl (who may still think my name is Francine, I don’t know) now has about twenty pictures of my stupid face on her phone.

Poor girl.

slashyourthroatopen:

i’ve been playing guitar all day, practicing for my assessment tomorrow, and by the looks of my forearm i may as well have been masturbating all day


I’m sure your stuff is jizzgastic. *bah dum tss*

26/5/12 & 27/5/12
This weekend I worked both days.
Saturday. Hair net and hat.
Sunday. Hat.

I do not like working. No no not at all.

I can’t feel my toes.